stupid t-shirt slogans

I saw a real, live person wearing this across his/her chest:

• looking for a reward
• bat-itude (with a cartoon of a bat...) - Sum's fave, we're all sure
• seafood ball
• little red rock
• luck is for losers
• going comando
• walking - primary form of locomotion
• got tickets (without a question mark...so it was a statement...?)
• take it to the streets - rock style
• livin' in the present (with a cartoon of a cat sitting in a gift box)
• works better than mistletoe (with a cartoon of a pitcher of beer) - okay, so this one's actually sort of funny...
• born