Friday, November 27, 2009

Tuesday Shoes-day

In honor of Black Friday and the fact that I'll be sleeping, working out and relaxing while millions of crazies roam the stores and the streets, I'd like to offer a little mathematical equation dated 11.24.09:

Summer + Fargo + Nicole + sushi at Yokohama - the presence of any alcohol + joyriding in the sick new Haines-mobile + a get-boots-for-Sum-mission at DSW + a jaunt to Valley Fair mall = 8 pairs of shoes purchased in 2 hours.

That's right, EIGHT. By three people. That's 2.66 pairs per person, or 1.33 pairs per person per hour...yikes. We basically each bought 2% of a shoe every minute for a solid 120 minutes...wow.

Oops. I'll have you know that:
A: most pairs were on riiiiiiidiculous sale
B: I bought the fewest of the bunch (small victories!)
C: I'm completely aware that my insane recent shopping spree won't fill the void left because Rob is temporarily away (for just 21 more days folks - woot!)
D: I'm going cold turkey, starting NOW. Seriously. I have to...

Yeah...I may add pics at some point, but YOU try wrangling up pics of 16 shoes between three girls. It's no easy "feet" (hah! Lame...but I had to).

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