so I've been here almost two weeks, and its borderline pathetic that this is my first post. we got all of our things last week, and internet last Friday, so its been a whirlwind of cardboard in these parts. but let's start at the beginning of this little journey, shall we?
I had the pleasure of flying out with KaliLou from Oakland airport. to say I was nervous would be the world's biggest understatement; I was petrified. you'll be shocked to learn that there were a few spreadsheets about the medication plan, the trial run, and timing on gameday. after the moving company packed up the boxes and all the tearful farewells were exchanged, Kal and I made our way to the gate, where we met up with an entire squealing gymnastics team...so that was fun. the monster was not happy. I was nervous about over-dosing her and equally anxious about under-dosing, and her adrenaline levels were high, so I tried to give her a little medical boost to put her at ease before boarding...
once on board, the fine residents of greater Oakland found any and every chance to complain about the cat. I understand that people have allergies, and had even asked the ground crew how I should proceed and where I should sit for the least disruptive experience for everyone on board. the other passengers were not at all accommodating or even respectful. they acted as if I'd brought on a plague, and weren't even willing to move seats to make things easier for themselves. they just wanted to bitch and moan and complain and make my experience (even more) difficult.
after some elevated stress, the flight attendants came to my rescue and mercifully didn't make me deplane, instead opting to stash KaliLou in her carrier in the wheelchair compartment in the back of the plane. air circulates from front-to-back and out, so allergies wouldn't be bothered so much. I would be allowed to check in on her periodically, and it would be cool and dark to help keep her calm...or so we hoped.
about 45 minutes into the four-hour flight, a flight attendant came to get me. Kal had been pacing in frantic circles in the carrier and her low howl was growing louder. we propped the door open, and I petted her through the small zipper to calm her down. once I was instructed back to my seat to wait out a bit of turbulence, I zipped 'er up and closed the compartment door. shortly thereafter, I heard the third flight attendant gasp because THE GD ANIMAL HAD BROKEN OUT OF HER CARRIER AND WAS TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE COMPARTMENT. tears. so many frustrated, embarrassed, fearful tears. I was certain they'd land the plan in rural Nebraska and ask us to leave and I'd be stuck in the wrong state with a pissed-off beast in a busted cage. the little bugger had used her nose to open/split the zippers (she's irritatingly smart.) and decided she still wasn't happy and an escape was the solution. I literally wrestled her back in the carrier, zipped it up, and tried my best to calm her. if that all wasn't enough, keep in mind how small the rear galley of a plane tends to be...and where the lavatory is located. terrrrrrrific.
things were...not going well. her adrenaline levels were too high, and the medication was no help in keeping her mellow. another flight attendant came back with a four-foot long, three-inch wide strip of what she called "nuclear tape" and suggested that we wedge some cocktail napkins in the door and tape it shut, so Kal could see/hear what was happening outside the compartment and keep her contained. after experimenting with the strength of the tape, I conceded and hoped for the best. we still had 2 hours left in the air, and I was beyond stressed. the flight attendants were so unbelievably helpful and kind, and even strongly suggested that I have a cocktail to chill out. I could see the compartment from my seat, and watched as Kal made snowflakes out of the napkins, but the tape thankfully held...
a windy landing had me sending subliminal messages to the little monster to lay down and stay calm. I have never felt so helpless and incapable in my life. after landing, we waited for the other (evil) passengers to deplane and brought up the rear. I'd texted Rob that we'd be the last off and he'd probably see the checked luggage before he saw us, so I'd meet him at baggage claim. our eyes met from the top of the escalator, and I burst into tears again. I was exhausted. Kali was exhausted. it felt like it'd never end...
we quickly poured into a cab and headed to our new little pad, with Kal whining periodically but happier that she should see/smell/feel Rob. rehashing the slightly-traumatic events of the flight brought a fresh new wave of tears...not quite the homecoming welcome I think Rob'd hoped to provide. we stumbled up our new stairs, through our new door, and let the beast out of her carrier. she sniffed around quickly, but because her adrenaline levels were dropping, the medication hit her suddenly ... drunk as a skunk. ironic as hell, ain't it?!
I still had a good deal of adrenaline coursing through my veins and was still upset, so I didn't sleep well. Friday night? slept like a l.o.g.
(sorry for the lack of pics - who'd want to have documented this strange torture, anyway?! pics to come in other, more pleasantly-themed, posts...)