just a taste...

...of what Rob gets to deal with on a daily basis (this time, via Skype chat):

[6:53:23 PM]
nicole: oh shit. i just made eye contact with the secret zebra/grama-cakes that i stash in the cupboard. i'm pms-ing hard core (youre welcome) and now i cant get them out of my mind.
Rob: did they look back at you ?
Rob: they aren't chocolate thogh?
nicole: yup. hence the eye contact. (our eyes made contact) WHAT DO I DO/!??!?!?!? HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
nicole: theyre full of good-for-you things, just like chocolate.
nicole: i'm scared.
Rob: are you saving them for a special occasaion?
nicole: no. just for being a fatty. tell me no.
Rob: haha
nicole: please.
Rob: no
Rob: don't eat those
nicole: what am i gonna eat instead, praytell?!!
Rob: save them for when you REALLY NEED THEM
nicole: i may decimate a 1/2 pound of goldfish crackers, then.
nicole: which is worse?!?!!
Rob: i am not sure
nicole: who do i save: the zebras or the fishes?!?!?!?!
nicole: HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!
Rob: would you only eat 1?
nicole: cake!?
Rob: yes
nicole: well, no. they do come in a convenient 2-pack (not tupac).
Rob: haha
nicole: i'd have to eat both. its like a law.
Rob: i did not know that
nicole: what would YOU do?!?!?!
Rob: it is 7pm. could you just eat dinner?
nicole: i havent started thinking of dinner yet.
nicole: which is a whole other danger.
Rob: why don't you make dinner
nicole: becuz i dont have to if i eat zebra cakes and goldfish!
Rob: you can have 1 cake with milk for desert
Rob: and by being good
nicole: oooooh oreos! now i want oreos. in ice cream.
Rob: put the other in ziplock and take it for lunch tomorrow
nicole: oh this isnt gonna end well.
nicole: this cant possibly end well.
nicole: ruuuuuuuuuun kali! runnnnn for your life!!!!!!!!!
Rob: ok. then eat dinner and reward yourself with one of the many frozo options nearby
nicole: oooooooooh froyo.
nicole: gummi worms. not bears. worms.
nicole: and caramel corn.
Rob: jeezus woman
Rob: when was the last time youate?!
nicole: like 3pm.
nicole: i'm not even hungry.
nicole: just craving the moon. and stars.
Rob: apparently you are...
nicole: fine. i'm gonna try to be a growed up and make an actual meal, rather than standing in the kitchen snarfing down things that come in cellophane...
nicole: ...but i'm not going to pretend to like it...
[7:01:18 PM]